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Ask Amy: Husband’s teasing doesn’t qualify as “humor”

Published Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:05:02 GMT

Dear Amy: My husband has always had a creative and witty sense of humor, and we have spent many hours in our decade-long marriage laughing until our eyes water. I love the fact that he has the ability to make people laugh.Over the past few years, he has gone from poking fun at me in an actual funny way, to him just being creatively mean.Examples of his humor are: He will pretend he’s limping, dragging his foot behind him and groaning — this started over two years ago when I was briefly hobbled by a broken foot. Honestly at this point I don’t think it’s funny.Another example started during a time when we were playing a trivia game with friends. I blanked on the name of one of my favorite actresses and ever since then he has called me “Movie Buff [followed by a slur used to insult mentally challenged people].”Those and other comments he makes about me feel like an attack on my values and personality and they persist daily, to the point where our children (all under the age...

Search and rescue: MEPs demand more EU action to save lives at sea 

Published Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:05:02 GMT

MEPs wish to see the EU and member states carry out more active and co-ordinated search and rescue (SAR) operations, with border agency Frontex playing a key role, Plenary session , LIBE.Following a plenary debate, the European Parliament today adopted by show of hands a resolution asking for member states and Frontex to provide sufficient capacity in terms of vessels, equipment and personnel dedicated to SAR and a more proactive and coordinated approach in order to effectively save lives at sea. Member states should also make full use of vessels operated by NGOs. A comprehensive EU SAR mission implemented by authorities in member states and Frontex should be established, say MEPs.Parliament strongly condemns criminal smuggling and trafficking, whilst reiterating that safe and legal pathways, notably through resettlement, are the best way to avoid casualties at sea. MEPs also propose that more information about the dangers of this route should be disseminated to people in third coun...

Single family residence sells in Fremont for $2.4 million

Published Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:05:02 GMT

4557 Mayfield Court – Google Street ViewA 2,263-square-foot house built in 1954 has changed hands. The spacious property located in the 4500 block of Mayfield Court in Fremont was sold on June 7, 2023, for $2,350,000, or $1,038 per square foot. The layout of this single-story house includes three bedrooms and three baths. Additionally, the house includes a two-car garage, ensuring ample room for parking and storage. The lot of the property covers a substancial area of 10,200 square feet, complete with a pool for outdoor enjoyment.These nearby houses have also recently changed hands:On Meyer Park Circle, Fremont, in June 2022, a home was sold for $2,110,000.In March 2023, a 1,377-square-foot home on Nagle Way in Fremont sold for $1,625,000, a price per square foot of $1,180. The home has 3 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms.A 1,935-square-foot home on the 38100 block of Glenmoor Drive in Fremont sold in April 2023, for $1,915,000, a price per square foot of $990. The home has 3 bedrooms and 3 ...

Word Game: Aug. 1, 2023

Published Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:05:02 GMT

TODAY’S WORD — SUBVERT (SUBVERT: sub-VERT: To overturn or overthrow; to pervert or corrupt.)Average mark 17 wordsTime limit 30 minutesCan you find 22 or more words in SUBVERT? The list will be published tomorrow.YESTERDAY’S WORD — SIMPLISTIC silt slim slip slit spilt spit split implicit miss mist pistil licit limit limp lisp list clipTo purchase the Word Game book, visit WordGameBooks.com. Order it now for just $5 while supplies last!RULES OF THE GAME:1. Words must be of four or more letters.2. Words that acquire four letters by the addition of “s,” such as “bats” or “dies,” are not allowed.3. Additional words made by adding a “d” or an “s” may not be used. For example, if “bake” is used, “baked” or “bakes” are not allowed, but “bake” and “baking” are admissible.4. Proper nouns, slang words, or vulgar or sexually explicit words are not allowed.Contact Word Game creator Kathleen Saxe at [email protected].

Bridge: Aug. 1, 2023

Published Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:05:02 GMT

“I think I’m mistake-prone,” a player at my club told me ruefully. “In fact, I’ve been making so many mistakes that my regular partner has begun to refer to them as `traditions.'”My friend was declarer at today’s six spades. West led the jack of hearts, and South judged to play low from dummy and take his ace.“I next led a trump to the ace and a second trump, finessing with the jack,” declarer said. “West produced the queen, and the defense cashed two hearts. My partner announced that he could add another error — mishandling trumps — to his `traditional’ list. But wasn’t my finesse the percentage play in the trump suit?”BEST PLAYSouth’s play in trumps was indeed best, but only considering the suit “in isolation.” His best play for the contract was to take the A-K. If the queen fell, South would be home.When instead both defenders play low, South still has a chance. He starts t...

Wendie Renard uses height, timing to give France a critical scoring option at Women’s World Cup

Published Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:05:02 GMT

SYDNEY (AP) — Sizing up a fifth-ranked France lineup led by Wendie Renard is important for Panama’s players and coaching staff in planning for their Women’s World Cup group finale.Combating the scoring threat on Wednesday takes it to a higher level, as the Brazilian team found last weekend.“Wendie, she is maybe one of the tallest players in the world,” France coach Hervé Renard said of his veteran team captain. “She has very good timing.”She uses that height and timing to full advantage when she switches from defense to offense mode for the set pieces. Four of Renard’s five career goals at the Women’s World Cup have come from set pieces, including the winner against Brazil last weekend in a pivotal Group F encounter.Brazil’s players and coaches focused on strategies to defend the set pieces against France and were convinced they were ready. Somehow, though, Renard found herself unmarked at the back post to meet a corner kick from Selma Bacha, and in perfect position for a head...

Esab: Q2 Earnings Snapshot

Published Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:05:02 GMT

NORTH BETHESDA, Md. (AP) — NORTH BETHESDA, Md. (AP) — Esab Corp. (ESAB) on Tuesday reported second-quarter net income of $65.6 million.The North Bethesda, Maryland-based company said it had profit of $1.07 per share. Earnings, adjusted for one-time gains and costs, were $1.21 per share.The results surpassed Wall Street expectations. The average estimate of four analysts surveyed by Zacks Investment Research was for earnings of $1.04 per share.The maker of welding and cutting equipment posted revenue of $720.4 million in the period, also beating Street forecasts. Three analysts surveyed by Zacks expected $656.9 million.Esab expects full-year earnings in the range of $4.10 to $4.30 per share._____This story was generated by Automated Insights (http://automatedinsights.com/ap) using data from Zacks Investment Research. Access a Zacks stock report on ESAB at https://www.zacks.com/ap/ESABSource

Lear: Q2 Earnings Snapshot

Published Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:05:02 GMT

SOUTHFIELD, Mich. (AP) — SOUTHFIELD, Mich. (AP) — Lear Corp. (LEA) on Tuesday reported second-quarter earnings of $168.7 million.The Southfield, Michigan-based company said it had net income of $2.84 per share. Earnings, adjusted for non-recurring costs, came to $3.33 per share.The results beat Wall Street expectations. The average estimate of six analysts surveyed by Zacks Investment Research was for earnings of $3.21 per share.The automotive seating and electrical distribution systems company posted revenue of $6 billion in the period, which also beat Street forecasts. Four analysts surveyed by Zacks expected $5.86 billion.Lear expects full-year revenue in the range of $22.35 billion to $23.05 billion._____This story was generated by Automated Insights (http://automatedinsights.com/ap) using data from Zacks Investment Research. Access a Zacks stock report on LEA at https://www.zacks.com/ap/LEASource

Equitrans Midstream: Q2 Earnings Snapshot

Published Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:05:02 GMT

CANONSBURG, Pa. (AP) — CANONSBURG, Pa. (AP) — Equitrans Midstream Corporation (ETRN) on Tuesday reported second-quarter earnings of $67.2 million.On a per-share basis, the Canonsburg, Pennsylvania-based company said it had profit of 12 cents. Earnings, adjusted for non-recurring gains, were 9 cents per share.The results beat Wall Street expectations. The average estimate of five analysts surveyed by Zacks Investment Research was for earnings of 8 cents per share.The company posted revenue of $318.5 million in the period, falling short of Street forecasts. Three analysts surveyed by Zacks expected $325.1 million._____This story was generated by Automated Insights (http://automatedinsights.com/ap) using data from Zacks Investment Research. Access a Zacks stock report on ETRN at https://www.zacks.com/ap/ETRNSource

Octavos de final de la Copa Libertadores: partidos, horarios y cómo verlos en vivo

Published Mon, 25 Nov 2024 04:05:02 GMT

(CNN Español) — “La gloria eterna” es el eslogan que la Conmebol eligió para la edición 2023 del máximo certamen continental de clubes: la Copa Libertadores.Esa gloria es la que persiguen 16 equipos, entre ellos 4 argentinos, que esta semana buscarán lograr su objetivo en el marco de los partidos de ida de los octavos de final del torneo.Octavos de final de la Copa Libertadores 2023: Flamengo y Palmeiras, los últimos campeones, parten como favoritosPara que no te pierdas el inicio de las fases eliminatorias de la Libertadores 2023, aquí te dejamos todos los detalles.¿Cuáles son los partidos de octavos de final?Los partidos de ida de octavos de final en la Copa Libertadores 2023 se llevarán a cabo desde este martes y hasta el jueves. En tanto, los encuentros de vuelta se disputarán entre el martes 8 de agosto y el jueves 10 de agosto.Tanto en los partidos de ida como en los de vuelta, los juegos se distribuyen de la siguiente manera: tres se juegan en martes, otros tres en miér...